Monday, May 14, 2012

My new weapon - Electronic Mosquito Bat


Today evening when I was returning from office I saw a guy who was selling electronic mosquito bat. I purchased it by paying Rs. 150. When I hold that weapon I smiled a devil smile, whispering to the mosquitoes that I am coming to see you guys, wait for me. When I reached home, before keeping my laptop bag from my back I loaded the weapon, I mean I open the package and on the electronic mosquito bat. I started killing the mosquitoes. I realize the power of the weapon, how can it motivate us to use it, thank God I purchased a weapon that is for killing mosquito not for killing human being.

I was tirelessly searching and killing mosquitoes, and enjoying the sound and spark coming out when the body of a mosquito is electrocuted in high voltage (for mosquitoes, it was indeed very high voltage). My mother shouted me to change the dress and keep the laptop bag down; I think she could not see my merciless villain behavior towards the mosquitoes.

After dinner I had open my laptop, as usual, the new magazine I purchased today is also in my table. When I was logging in my facebook account, that mosquito bat caught my eye. Oh! It was so attractive and I could not control my hand from holding the black coloured beautifully made handle. Once I hold it, I had started my mission of searching and killing. Many new ideas are coming up to extract more enjoyment from this newly purchased weapon, to get the maximum benefit out of it.  Monotonous process of searching and killing became boring soon, though the weapon was not. I thought of using it in better way to extract the maximum enjoyment out of it. Now I feel much more powerful in front of these tiny and weak insects, bossing in front of weaker and poorer is just human nature. The Mosquito king must be very angry on me; they must be planning for attacking me after I sleep. The revenge cycle will not stop revolving; it will go on and on. That is why I call life is a war, even small mosquitoes can call war against you. 

2 comments:

  1. Hahaha...interesting!! I guess we all have a devil inside us and that mosquito bat awoke the sleeping devil inside you....Poor mosquitoes must be wondering how their friends died when no one is clapping around!! :P

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  2. Now i understood how young guys are motivated to do crime.. putting gun in their hands, their mind can easily wash and awoken the devil hidden inside them...

    warido.. ha ha

    Thank you .. :)

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